So how many rolls do you need?

Dmytro Spilka, from London, developed the Coronavirus Poop Calculator – or the Poop Tool for short – when he saw people clearing supermarket shelves of loo roll. Often, this had led to empty shelves for those who really need it.

“The main purpose of the tool is to help people realise that they don’t actually need that much toilet paper to survive the quarantine, thereby allowing others – more vulnerable people – to shop normally,” he told the BBC.

Personally, I think this man has far too much time on his hands!