AI has reached Stinchcombe eNews!

Imagine my surprise

When adding todays content onto the website, imagine my surprise to be offered a new button on my program called AI assistant. OOoo err! I thought. what happens if I press it!

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The Village Hall Committee will shortly have a vacancy for a Treasurer, following many years of loyal service by Sarah Tweed. Sarah is sadly stepping down due to other commitments and the desire to spend more time travelling. The vacancy will start at the AGM in November; however, we hope to get someone sooner to ‘learn the ropes’ before Sarah departs. Without belittling Sarah or understating the responsibility, the position is mainly keeping management accounts, online Banking and paying suppliers. Working alongside the Bookings officer and producing a summarised Cash flow report monthly. Qualifications are less important but an active role in account management is essential.

AI told to Summarise

The Village Hall Committee is in need of a new Treasurer as Sarah Tweed, who has been serving the position for many years, will be stepping down. Sarah’s decision to resign is due to her other commitments and her desire to spend more time traveling. The vacancy will officially begin at the Annual General Meeting (AGM) in November. However, it is preferable to find a replacement as soon as possible to allow for a smooth transition. The primary responsibilities of the Treasurer include managing the organization’s accounts, online banking, and paying suppliers. The Treasurer will also work closely with the Bookings Officer and produce a monthly cash flow report. While qualifications are not the main focus, having experience in account management is essential for this role.

AI told to sound Optimistic!

The Village Hall Committee will soon have an exciting opportunity for a Treasurer! After many years of dedicated service from Sarah Tweed, who is sadly stepping down due to other commitments and a desire to explore new adventures, we are looking for someone to fill her shoes. Although the official vacancy will start at the AGM in November, we are eager to find someone sooner to provide a smooth transition. While we fully acknowledge Sarah’s invaluable contributions and the weight of responsibility, the primary duties of the position involve managing accounts, online banking, and ensuring timely payments to suppliers. The Treasurer will work closely with the Bookings Officer and be responsible for generating monthly and concise cash flow reports. While formal qualifications are not our primary focus, active involvement in account management is a must. This is a wonderful opportunity to join our team and contribute to the community’s success!

AI told to sound Humorous

The Village Hall Committee is about to have a fabulous opportunity for a Treasurer, courtesy of Sarah Tweed’s retirement after years of dedicated service. Sarah, with a heavy heart, has decided to step down to pursue her dreams of globe-trotting and explore the world. The vacancy will officially open its doors at the AGM in November, but we’re hoping to find someone beforehand to learn the ropes from Sarah. Now, let’s not undermine the tremendous work Sarah has done or downplay the responsibility, but the role primarily involves managing accounts, handling online banking, and keeping those sneaky suppliers paid. You’ll be working closely with the Bookings officer and preparing a monthly Cash flow report that’s concise and to the point. While qualifications matter less, having an affinity for account management is an absolute must. Get ready to embrace this exciting position!

And finally my favourite…Sceptical

The Village Hall Committee surprisingly has a vacancy for a Treasurer, following Sarah Tweed’s alleged years of loyal service. Sarah is apparently stepping down due to “other commitments” and a sudden urge to travel. The vacancy will supposedly start at the AGM in November, but they seem strangely eager to find someone before Sarah leaves to “learn the ropes.” Apparently, the position primarily involves managing accounts, online banking, and making payments to suppliers, but let’s not downplay Sarah’s role or the responsibility involved. The Treasurer will conveniently work alongside the Bookings officer and conveniently produce a summarised cash flow report on a monthly basis. They claim that qualifications are less important, but they insist on an “active role” in account management.

I predict that by the end of this year I will be digitalized completely!